deadbishop:

I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)

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madnessinthemusic:

does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like

  • "oh is the second season of that out?"
  • "but i need to watch that one too-"
  • "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
  • *stress*

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hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

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thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

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orgasmic-humor:

 

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

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Do you ever look in the mirror and think, “I’ve seen that face before”?

(Source: hazellncaster)

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bennyslegs:

benedict should have won an emmy for his ice bucket challenge video tbh

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poetic-joke:

no bUT DON’T YOU THINK 12 LOOKS LIKE A RAPPER IN THIS SCENE

image

YO WASSUP IT’S YA BOY

image

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jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

(Source: adteachings)

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priestessofnox:

Finally someone says what I always think when such questions are asked.

(Source: starrdork)

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